Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Kelly The Sickly Preggo

Yup. That would be me. I considered doing an audio post so I didn't have to type stuff out, but none of you would've recognized me. And I would've squeaked half the time. Or grunted. Or coughed. Or hacked. One of the four.

But sympathy would've abounded.

Hmmmmm.......maybe that audio thing isn't such a bad idea....

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I can't tell you why this happens to me, but it always does. I am rarely sick as a general rule. Until I'm pregnant. Then I'm ALWAYS sick.

Don't ask me why.

Congestion, running--NO POURING--nose, hacking cough (which makes me feel like vomiting), sneezing, and jaw bones that feel as though I've been punched from letting my mouth hang open constantly. You know, so I can BREATHE.

Any of you doctor types that read this should let me know what the deal is. Well, not that it matters anyways....

I'm not doing this again.

In about 4 months, Kelly The Sickly Preggo will have officially "left the building."

It's days like these that make me excited for the next phase of my life.

You know, the phase where I stop looking bloated and I can take NyQuil whenever I want.

Ahhhh...let it be, let it be.

7 comments:

Denna said...

Awwwww you poor dear. Maybe you need some chocolate and a Rook game?????
Love ya,
Denna

Chrystal said...

Awe, poor Kelly. I must be be feeling sympathy pains with you, although I'm sure not as bad. I got a stuffy nose and sore throat. :( It's no fun!

Kelly said...

Yes, Denna...
Chocolate and Rook!

Although, you probably won't want me sneezing on the cards ;)

Anonymous said...

Poor Kelly. That is rough. Hopefully you'll start feeling better soon!

J. No said...

You're pregnant!?????!!!!?

Just kidding.

Cassia said...

Lol that's my line J. no!!!! Seriously sometimes I don't even know that some of these sisters are pregnant until there like in labor. The sad thing is that I see them 3 times a week.

Danielle said...

ugh..that is one thing I am not looking forward too..I have the weakest stomach known to man...sigh...